DOTLAN EveMaps

We are the asses that everyone wishes they had the nerves to be. Yes, we're going to loot your drops, steal your kills, tempt you with our luscious containers, respond to your chat invites with "Nigga what you want?" and send you mocking emails. We will do whatever we can to provoke you, unless we know you can whoop on us like a bunch of noops....in which case we'll run like little bitches.

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THE SOCIETY'S CREED
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1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.
2. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find excuses.
3. I will never rush into a job without a lifetime of consideration.
4. I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to the amount of bodily injury I could expect to recieve from missing them.
5. I firmly believe that tomorrow holds the possibility for new technologies, astounding discoveries, and a reprieve from my obligations.
6. I truly believe that all deadlines are unreasonable regardless of the amount of time give.
7. I shall never forget that the probablility of a miracle, though infinitesmally small, is not exactly zero.
8. If at first I dont' succeed, there is always next year.
9. I shall always decide not to decide, unless of course I decide to change my mind.
10. I shall always begin, start, initiate, take the first step, and/or write the first word, when I get around to it.
11. I obey the law of inverse excuses which demands that the greater the task to be done, the more insignificant the work that must be done prior to begining the greater task.
12. I know that the work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/wait/plan.
13. I will never put off until tomorrow, what I can forget about forever.
14. In Stubbz We Trust, even if it's obviously a really bad idea.